Shipwreck!

As James and Miss Cackleberys went on, it became more apparent that their boat was starting to break. The first sign of it falling apart was when one of the logs that they used to make the boat flew off into the river, then another one did the exact same thing. Soon enough James and Miss Cackleberys were clinging on to one log soaring down the river. Miss Cackleberys was able to shift her weight to get them ashore. Unfortunately they are still very far from where Miss Cackleberys wants them to be so she must figure out how to get there.

It’s A Boat (Kind Of)

It had become clear to Miss Cackleberys that James was not going to be able to walk all the way to where Miss Cackleberys wanted. She wasn’t sure how to get him there until she realized, they were walking right next to a river, they could make a boat! “James!” she snaped.

“What?” James asked.

“Grab some logs were going to make a boat,” instructed Miss Cackleberys.

Neither of them knew how to make a boat, but after some trial and error they made a small raft.

They put it in the water and went down the river both not knowing that the straw they used to put the boat together was slowly coming undone.

Just let me go back

James was quite disappointed when Miss Cackleberys dragged him off out of the village and into the woods. “can we go back to the village now?” he asked

“No,” Miss Cackleberys said.

“But there’s this thing called toktik!” James exclaimed.

“No,” said Miss Cackleberys.

“But on toktik there’s trends like 76 and 14.”

“I’ve had enough of you! We’re going on this trip and that’s final!” shouted Miss Cackleberys.

James could swear that for a second Miss Cackleberys eyes had turned blood red.

But I didn’t sign up

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James was quite mystified when he woke up in Miss Cacklebery’s hut. “Why am I here?” he asked Miss Cacklebery.

“Because you and have to go on a quest.” Miss Cacklebery replied.

“Like the last one where you made me get orange juice?” James asked.

“No, no, no. Its much harder than that.” Miss Cacklebery replied.

“Ohhh, your making me milk a cow again.” James said.

“James have you ever heard of mis Demonblood?” asked Miss Cacklebery.

“Wait, your next door neighbor?” james asked.

“No, Miss Demonblood is an evil witch who plots to take over our land. The only way to stop her is by getting the the golden weave, the most powerful chain, and the ruby of death, the most powerful gem, then taking them to the best blacksmith in our lands, A man named blackfire then some how convince him to forge them together and finally, sneak in mis Demonbloods palace find her, defeat her, and lock her up.” said Miss Cacklebery.

“Good luck with that.” said James.

“You’re coming with” me said Mis Cacklebery grabbing James arm and dragging him out of her hut and off into the distance.